NHS tells teenagers to “go f*ck yourselves”
The Sheffield Primary Care Trust descends to new depths of lunacy with its latest “public information campaign”.
Entitled “An orgasm a day“, the leaflet tells teenagers they have a “right” to an enjoyable sex life.
To the inevitable disappointment of its readership, the leaflet doesn’t say whether you can access a willing pool of experienced sexual partners at your local hospital in order to exercise this “right”.
You can apparently improve your health by making sure that, every week, you eat 35 portions of fruit and veg and have sex twice.
I don’t know if the benefits are enhanced if you do these things at the same time.
A post-coital cigarette is, of course, lethal.
Is there anyone – anyone at all – who honestly believes this is a good use of taxpayers’ money?
Tags: sexual health