Chavez: all that fun stuff is “hell”
Fresh from his latest efforts to ruin everything, Hugo Rafael Chavez has launched a scathing tirade on lots of fun stuff.
The Venezuelan despotic nut-job said in his Weekly Address to the Proletariat:
“[Capitalist countries] promote the need for cigarettes, drugs and alcohol so they can sell them.”
Having displayed this unparalleled ability to unravel the evils of ‘the West’, the Dear Leader concluded:
“That’s capitalism, the road to hell.”
Which is funny, because usually when I peer lovingly at a seemingly-perspiring chilled glass of gin & tonic I think: “Bejesus, this is the road from hell. Deliver me to happiness, my sparkling transparent friend!”
It turns out, strangely enough, that the real source of Mr Chavez’s ire is a piss-take of himself–in the form of a video game. So he explained, to gasps (or giggles) of his people:
“Those games they call ‘PlayStation’ are poison. Some games teach you to kill. They once put my face on a game; ‘you’ve got to find Chávez to kill him.'”
Find Chavez? Kill him?
It’s poison, readers, poison. Vive la revolution.
Tags: alcohol, Chavez, Cigarettes, drugs, Fun stuff